Top 10 Signs You’re a Project Manager

  • Becoming tired of having a social life beyond work.
  • Spending hours planning and re-planning a Friday night out.
  • Thinking Rommel would have been more effective if he’d used a Gantt chart.
  • Using so much jargon customers think you’re speaking a foreign language.
  • Organising your life into milestones.
  • Setting time-based tasks for your family at weekends.
  • Buying a personal copy of Microsoft Project for use at home.
  • Giving regular status reports to your other half whilst doing the decorating.
  • Creating a Gantt chart to plan your holidays.
  • Referring to food at dinner parties as “deliverables.”

– By Duncan Haughey, PMP